haha wow the city girl is crazy ;)

haha yeah so this is just how gay me and my friends (well maria anyway) can be when we get bored and try to keep up a conversation haha

v o ll e ybawb21: hahaha youve failed, you can actually get in touch with the computers gods when you live in amishville
v o ll e ybawb21: hahahhaa
v o ll e ybawb21: ::evil laugh::
x ihopeyoudance3: lol, i did not fail...i told them that you really needed to talk to brian so they decided that they loved me enough to do me a favor for my friend, haha
x ihopeyoudance3: so i surely did not fail, amish child
v o ll e ybawb21: o ok sureeeeeee
v o ll e ybawb21: i think you did and your too pansy to admit it!!
v o ll e ybawb21: hahahahha
v o ll e ybawb21: :second evil laugh:
v o ll e ybawb21: hahaha
x ihopeyoudance3: lol, no, im more of a daisy girl myself
x ihopeyoudance3: hahhaha
x ihopeyoudance3: ::retarded laugh::
v o ll e ybawb21: hahahahahanahahahahahahhahahaha
v o ll e ybawb21: :uncontrolable fits of laughter:
x ihopeyoudance3: ::laughing retardedly again at the thought of brigid not being able to control fits of laughter because shes amish::
v o ll e ybawb21: hahahahahahahaha
v o ll e ybawb21: :catching marias highly contagious retarded laughs:
x ihopeyoudance3: ::now evily laughing at spreading a contagious laugh to an amish person w/ emus who was laughing evily at her first::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::realizing she may have caught the evil laugh FROM the amish person::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::not really laughing anymore::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::freaking out::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::starting to laugh like an emu because i'm an amish person who spends too much time with them::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::scared that goats milk is going to start pouring out her ears at any minute!!::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::getting harded to breathe::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::face turning blue::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::still laughing:::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::crying & making sure her tears arent goats milk either::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::watching an amish person turn into a blueberry..or a smurf, she cant exactly tell which at the moment::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::crying because of uncontrollable emu laugh::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::slightly intrigued::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::getting harded to type::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::cant think of anything else to say::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::giggling because bawb doesnt know i secretly stole an emu egg while i was at her house::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::gently stroking the emu egg...awaiting its birth into the world to make it evil so it can have an evil laugh::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::& eat rudys hair while hes asleep::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::& entertain the dog for many hours at a time::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::here goes the laughing fits again::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::then starts crying because she knew one egg was missing::
v o ll e ybawb21: NOOOOOOO MY MOST BELOVED EGG HAS BEEN TAKEN!!!
v o ll e ybawb21: ::stops because she broke the cycle::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::pissed off cause amish girl ruined great fun::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::then decides that shell just do it to george:: lol
x ihopeyoudance3: ::but then decides no to that as well::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::scared what city girl might do when pissed off at amish girl that she stole an emu egg from::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::starts laughing histerically and uncontrollably again::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::upset again because the amish girl brought up her egg that shell never get back because the city girl has great plans for the emu egg::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl begins to cry because emus dont do well in the city ... she knows from experience::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl just laughs at the naiveness of the amish girl who wouldnt know a city if it slapped her in the face::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::yes huh!!::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::wonders if naiveness is an actuall word::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::she silently thinks to herself::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::decides she doesnt care...if its not she made it one::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::then laughs at the stupidity (which is a word) of the uneducated in the way of emu care city girl::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::gets curious cause city girl wants to know what the amish girl is silently thinking to herself::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl laughs harder becuase she has confused the city girl wish her amazing amish ways::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::with*::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl laughs harder at amish girl because she cant even spell with::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl is hurt but recovers when she realizes she has the only antidote to CRAZY EMU FEVER!!! which will certainly turn the emu against the city girl when it hatches::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::maniacal laughter .. you know like a maniac::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::hopes she may have stunned the city girl because there is no reply::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::mwahhahahaha::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::laughs hulariously at the amish girl for making up such a fever::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::then laughs when the amish girls made-up word was as stupid as her own::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::laughs at crazy city girl who knows nothing of emus::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::laughs at amish girl who THINKS the city girl has no knowledge of emus::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::laughs at city girl who doesnt have time to read the entire dictionary and know that maniacal is a word!!::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::then realizes thats nothing to be proud of::
v o ll e ybawb21: :: but laughs anyway because emus will die on their own so the city girls attempts to raise one will be in vain::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::maybe city girl has died of shock::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::she curiously asks herself::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl is stunned::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl bawls::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::baby::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::learning that her precious emu will die::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::precious you dont even know its name!!::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl yells to city girl in her mind::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl knows the egg hasnt even hatched so she was planning on naming it when it poked its head out::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::shakes her head at the amish girls patheticness::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl already named the emu because she knows thats how you take care of an emu::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::sticks her tongue out at city girl::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::emus name is boom sha kala kah::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl laughs & wonders where the hell the amish girl got such a lame name for an emu::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl figures its probably whereever her parents got her brothers name::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl is offended knowing it was the name of the wife of the man who was best friends with the man who was a son of the man that invented amish-ism::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl knows city girls brother is named after city girls father::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::dumm dumm::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl snaps her fingers cause she thought she could trick the amish girl::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::like she usually does on a regular basis::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl isnt that stupid!!!::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::laughs again::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl learns fast::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl realizes this is kind of like esp::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::whoa::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl just blinks::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::cause she has nothing else to do::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::laughs at her own lameness::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::cause she can only do one simple thing at a time because her brain doesnt function right::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl laughs at her geinousness::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl tells amish girl to shutup::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl puts her fingers in her ears nah nah nah nah nah::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl laughs at the great resemblence the amish girl has to a dim-witted red-nosed baboon when she does such actions::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl decides to get off computer because her imbred friend from cresson might call::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl resents the fact that city girl thinks she resembles such a crazy animal
v o ll e ybawb21: ::*
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl is sad to see that monky-girl has chosen an imbred over her::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::oh so now im monkey girl::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::but then gets over it since shes talking to a panda::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::lol, amish girl who is a monkey-look alike
v o ll e ybawb21: ::amish girl tearfully says good bye to city girl and boom sha kala kah::
x ihopeyoudance3: ::city girl does same for amish child::
v o ll e ybawb21: ::pip pip cheerio as she promises to call later::

yepp that was sooo much funn and i was laughing so hard through the whole thing because we were being sooo stupid haha yeah i love my friends <33